OK...so I know I make fun of beauty pageants a lot, but when it's this cliche of a crowning moment can you blame me?
Secretly though, I'm jealous of all the beautiful gowns they get to wear. Like Miss California (or do I now say Miss USA), her dress was my FAVORITE! Doesn't she look just like the little mermaid! She makes me want to dye my hair red... and then lose 20 pounds. Oh well...at least I have my tasty cookie dough to munch on (see below).